i smoked weed with your grandmother because i got an orgasm... LMFAO!

i got " i killed a lesbian because i'm single" wow this was fun

I pissed on a prostitute because I'm sexy. ^_^

i need a black guy because i smoked crack

I did a blowjob to Santa Claus because I hate my life .. hahha ^^

I stabbed a dildo because I smoked crack ;D BAHAHAH!

i stabbed a lesbian because i'm sexy! :L :L<3 i wish i could have 'i fucked taylor lautner because he told me to' :L :L

I shot madonna because in single!

i ran naked with a black guy because i hate my life... aww thats mean lmfao--

I smoked weed with a robot because im single. lmao

I RAN NAKED WITH A BLACK GUY BECAUSE MY FRIEND TOLD ME TO LMAO WTH

I killed a horse because my friends told me to do it - Me: poor horsey lol

LMFAO ;D I got i did a blowjob to Barney the dinosaur b'cauhs i hate my life ;P ahahaha ,