What the heck is "dry mopping"? Is this some work-avoiding technique I've missed?

I like how the phone number and address are conveniently obscured by that clip. :)

No smoking monkeys either. :)

Makes me think of an episode of the Simpsons: "Fill me", "with what, Ned?", "with water".

Take note on the NO SMOKING sign Jonathan. Thats right. No Smoking Money's allowed!!!