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2776 days ago
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I'd fuck it.
I feel like I've quantum leaped into Karen Carpenter's toilet
F'ing Irish stew omelet, WTF???
were you in the bathroom after i took a shit...looks very familiar hmmm
Your omelette looks like it should be sueing the owner for $50 million.
Why don't you flush your toilet Jim ?
Hope you didn't eat that, Jimmy.
I left that in the toilet this very morning.
wait... thats food?! yuck
someone's going to be rocking back and forth on the toilet in about 30-45 minutes....
oh come on! that's a picture of your toilet right?
Come on man! That can't be an omlette. It's fuckin creepy lookin, ewww
u shouldnt have done that he was just a boy
You insensitive prick! That omelette had a name you know!
Whipped egg whites on top of last nites chinese food is NOT an omelette
A fancy man like you should have a proper breakfast. Give your chick your breakfast order at night and have her wake you when its ready in the morning. Tell her to bake a pie too.
No sir, I don't like it.
I was a cook for many years. I know omelettes, and THAT my friend is NO Omelette! Find a better place. LOL
@jcp1975 NAWWT FUNNY
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