Jim Norton

@JimNorton

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1960 days ago

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eat_a_bullet 1960 days ago

I'd fuck it.

PORKYYORK 1960 days ago

I feel like I've quantum leaped into Karen Carpenter's toilet

SGFmark 1960 days ago

F'ing Irish stew omelet, WTF???

NVMEV1 1960 days ago

were you in the bathroom after i took a shit...looks very familiar hmmm

Johoff23 1960 days ago

Your omelette looks like it should be sueing the owner for $50 million.

MitchInTexas 1960 days ago

Why don't you flush your toilet Jim ?

steelsores 1960 days ago

Hope you didn't eat that, Jimmy.

bostonjack 1960 days ago

I left that in the toilet this very morning.

andrewburgin 1960 days ago

wtf

Frrrrrrunkis0 1960 days ago

wait... thats food?! yuck

NoWaeJose 1960 days ago

someone's going to be rocking back and forth on the toilet in about 30-45 minutes....

TruckerBrent 1960 days ago

oh come on! that's a picture of your toilet right?

Tappnbrd 1960 days ago

Come on man! That can't be an omlette. It's fuckin creepy lookin, ewww

japarsell 1960 days ago

u shouldnt have done that he was just a boy

csknoll 1960 days ago

You insensitive prick! That omelette had a name you know!

Krystalclear 1960 days ago

Whipped egg whites on top of last nites chinese food is NOT an omelette

jeepnut 1960 days ago

A fancy man like you should have a proper breakfast. Give your chick your breakfast order at night and have her wake you when its ready in the morning. Tell her to bake a pie too.

codyclark02 1960 days ago

No sir, I don't like it.

delimanpete 1960 days ago

I was a cook for many years. I know omelettes, and THAT my friend is NO Omelette! Find a better place. LOL

DaveInRoch 1960 days ago

NAWWT FUNNY