Bobby Needs a Drink (to the tune of 'Daddy Needs a Drink' by The Drive-By Truckers) Bobby needs a drink to deal with all the losses To deal with all the hurting to keep from getting tossed Bobby needs a drink to calm down the bosses To execute his gameplan on moving runners up Bobby needs a drink to keep players playin’ To compensate for Nate who’s got nothing going on Bobby needs a drink so Roger fix one quick Pour it nice and strong with your blue alternative road jersey on Bobby needs a drink when Kenshin’s in the bullpen To hear through the fans screaming and the no smoking sign turned on There ain’t nothing in triple A like the roster I wrote out today Put that blue alternative road jacket on and enjoy a little ball