Why is the good funny always S.A.D.?

A little mean, but on the mark, nonetheless. Our diets in the USA are pitiful.

Do I even need to point out the irony of Roger Ebert mocking American obesity?

must have shopped at walmart...

Shouldn't the camera not be showing his face, and just focusing on his gut and/or butt?

His rock hard abs and chiseled features have calcified into gallstones and hard arteries

His penis is still the same size which amazes me really.

It looks fake. Were is the sofa?

Its true! Being overweight does makes "It " Look smaller.

McDonald or Botero?

I suspect this David would not necessarily need his staff and sling to defeat Goliath.

Yeah, gelati will render you thus; yet he still has Hyperion's curls.

Doesn't take long with American food. Two years' worth is more than plenty.

Who is responsible for this? Round up the usual suspects!

He's rocking those cankles like a true work of art.

You are SO evil.