I would prefer the sausage look to frills or diaper myself

You're missing the point, bridesmaids have to look silly to reaffirm the bride's positive self-image!

With all due respect the the Sir Mix-A-Lot wannabe's down there.

monkeyricecold has the best idea. What better to wear if the ceremony's really long?

"No such thing as too much "chest and hips" in my opinion." never a truer word said:)

haha yes, every bridesmaid has this experience I think

I'm thinking you should go with the diaper one.

Suggest a nude wedding.

solution: dress number two, in a size up (unless the size up is way too big, of course). when all else fails, try vintage?

Okay, after seeing Daxmore's comment, I admit that I am a fucking pig.

No such thing as too much "chest and hips" in my opinion.

I think plenty of people would disagree with that whole "isn't the kind people want to see" bit.

Did you eventually find a dress?

These drawings are much cuter than what you usually put up. I'm okay with that.