"I give YOU GREEN light on BRINGEDING ME MAH fewds" -kat

i think your cat was an X-Man in a previous life.... perhaps, oh i dunno, Cyclops? o-)

explosive cat comedian poops on carpet for shits and giggles

Avatar kitteh controls all four elements: Catnip, Tuna, Door Opening and Cheezburgers

You looked into the Time Vortex! Kramer, no one's meant to see that! #LOLKramer

From the people that brought you Hypnotoad...

Damn! Only one lazer is fully charging.

Hypnotizecat is at it again, trying to "make hooman give meh all teh tuna"

Too close for missiles, switching to laser cat. #LOLKramer

Itz a Festivus miracle! #LOLKramer

No kaptiuns! Nao shutup and eat ur hatz, @philosoraptor_ ! #LOLKramer

3D projector cat is projecting movie. #LOLKramer

Evrytime u muzturbate, tha dehvil tahkes a kitty's soul. #LOLKramer

(shutz up, Geff) it iz tyme for tweetz and emaylz, Crayg? #LOLKramer

"I iz Keymaster, U Gatekeeper?" #LOLKramer

I iz Lazer Kitteh! I can haz tuna... NAO!!! Pew Pew!! #LOLKramer

My Ceiling Cat... Itz full of starz!

All hailz hypnotoad!

To quote a coworker who saw this: "This hurts you, Sheppard." (lolcat-free caption!)

I gues I has 2 go remind her dat I'm goddamn astronaut an she shud knoe her place #LOLkramer