@fuckmesideways oh i've done that before as well...

I've done better, I lay in the middle of a road rather out my face!

GO SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA, no.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, sorry about that, i can't control myself at times.

all LIES! Yeah I know, my dog found out the hard way...

MY NAME IS NOT SAMARA. nah, i go for anything with a pulse me!

OBVI YOU WOULD SAMARA. You've been stuck down a well your whole life, dont have much taste?

I WOULD.

aint I a sexy beast. NOM.