you'll have to PULL my potato strainer from my cold... dead.. hand, yah commie, nazi bastard monkeys.

What does the Popsicle Makers' Union have to say about this? Has anybody contacted the AFL-CIO for comment?

Oh wow - this is fantastic! Especially love the "no potato peelers allowed through security". :)

Popsicle makers? Is that something someone would carry around?

Really? No Popsicle makers allowed on flights? How dangerous is a Popsicle these days?

No potato peelers? That's harsh!

But I wanted to peel my potato's on the plane! =[