Too bad Helzbels can't find a real job like Boris. Gee, complaining on Twitter, that's so deeply profound. But not everyone can have Boris's intellect, can they?

Boris Johnson, 2002 (Daily Telegraph, which pays him £250,000 pa): "cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/3571742/If-Blairs-so-good-at-running-the-Congo-let-him-stay-there.html

"...the tribal warriors will all break out in watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpaye

Could be east London for all we know Boris...