You can do it, Waterboy!

WHY did he have to get a longer shirt for tonights show!

When they were dancin and singing and movin to the groovin, and just when it hit me someone turned around and shouted...PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITEBOY, Play that funky music right, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY, LAy down that BOOGIE and play that funky

He is NOT wearing that belt with those boots?!

"Damn... I thought it was Billy Currington on stage!"

If this craka dont get his hand out my face im bout to nunchuck his ass...

I'm just gonna take a peek no will notice!

"boop"

Not gonna make me close my eyes!

I knew I should've gone to college... my job sucks.

Does he really not see me?

Hahaha! :-D

Oh No You Didn't!!!!!

guard: country boy, you pulled ma hair. dierks: *pointing and laughing* WHAT hair?!

Uhhh, this is SO not the mall foodcourt..

after this show i am SO ripping those ripped jeans off him. styles these days...

guard:damn dierks, he better not be reachin' for ma fried chicken!!

dierks singing : Gonna get a little bit of invisible afro grab (tune of sideways) :D

"Hey! you've worked all week it’s time to play!!
you gotta get a little bit sideways! "

Aspirin anyone? just ONE!