"This isP.E.T.A.'s way of showing animals what evil people do to them."

"The sky is falling. The sky is falling."

what happens when you feed a chicken alka-seltzer?

The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird becomes the main course.

The chicken that didn't get across the road. Nasty!

all I wanted was a back rub!

someone pull that fork out of my rib!

Please....for my sake, TRY THE BEEF!

Economy is really tough right now. Gotta eat the whole bird!