Dane Cook was Valedictorian?

Thank you to Pudding Osmond for his understanding and grace in this matter.

Clearley P@n Ozwiz is tha reele jeanyiss heer.

How did this young man get his degree and not understand the dangers and consequences and ETHICS of plagiarism? Seriously!

Well Patent...you got a brief, insincere tag on a YouTube video - the ultimate modern apology!

Who's to say his ass *isn't* like a tube of circus peanuts?

I think Pattern Oswerld deserves an honorary degree from Columbia.

I love how they spelled your name correctly, and then fucked it up a few sentences later. :eyeroll:

I assume that the only reason he is Valedictorian is because he stole more of your work.

Are you talking about your soliloquy from Twilight?

- Ron Jacobs

Verbatim, I must say, as if it had happened to himself.

wow thats awesome! way to go natty shmishshmald!!!!

Way to go, Justice Osbourne!

Way to go, Justice Osbourne!

@Bishop, he ripped the "Physics for Poets" bit.

Andrew Shue is ripping off Patton now?

Button Cosby

Who is Portent Osworm?

Hmm. Well, congrats Mr. Oswald. :)

Which bit did he rip off?