Hopefully my 3000th tweet will be better!

to bad the only thing you cant see is my broken heart @californianerd gave me! lol

Hey! Look! Tits!

meh

So this is what @californianerd meant by one sore arm and penis.

Wow! Their awesome, I'm mean awesome pic

Two classic lines right there. XD

Got Milk? =)

aaah. i gotta go, something just came up..