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Conan O'Brien

@ConanOBrien

I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.

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I got this bruise stage diving. It's called "Giving 100
%." It's also called ”total lack of depth perception.”

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1113 days ago

I got this bruise stage diving. It's called "Giving 100
%." It's also called ”total lack of depth perception.”

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crogin 614 days ago

I was hoping that was your finger.

GordonTarpley 941 days ago

that's a weird place to grow a nipple

handmade_soap 1004 days ago

Views 225,388 watch hes bruise ahaha

bamoore 1006 days ago

I'm not sure who is paler, you or Jim Gaffigan?

WheezingGeek 1008 days ago

Wow, I've never seen anyone with a third nipple on their knee before.

peterbjack 1029 days ago

Did James Brown complain after giving 100%? 100 percenters don't show their boo boos CoCo

SavannahEstelle 1043 days ago

AWWW

LeeKuanMajor 1079 days ago

Can you autograph your bruise for me?

BlueBirdlcb 1083 days ago

Bruises look so much worse when you're pale. I'm pale, and I walk into things all the time. Fun.

CalPolyMolly 1084 days ago

omg it looks like you are budding off another appendage, straight up mitosis style

StephBlovvski 1087 days ago

I like how you're pointing to it like we'll miss it

Paulie666 1087 days ago

That's hot.

Deeeetje 1087 days ago

No worries, it beats the hemorrhoid photos you'll be showing us in a few years.

HiThereHaley 1088 days ago

suck shit

foobs1 1088 days ago

OUCH!! By the way, lovin' the pale freckly hairy legs Conan!! :)

goodwillwin 1092 days ago

You might want to get that looked at. ... The bruise too.

yurei 1093 days ago

Your finger scared me for a second there.

ccuse 1094 days ago

the bruise should be on leno's mug instead

slikkback 1095 days ago

ouch