Roger Ebert

@ebertchicago

Film critic since time immemorial. My blog: http://j.mp/51Rkoe

Ew! I HATE it when this happens!

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1698 days ago

Ew! I HATE it when this happens!

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Lovefist 1690 days ago

I just watched The Human Centipede after reading your review. I loved it ... THANK YOU Roger.

Raaawb 1696 days ago

"Come and knock on our doooor... we've been waiting for youuuuu... where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three's Company toooo!"

jpashkow 1697 days ago

Exit through the Gift Shop...OHMYGOD! I'm dying to see this film

mysteryj33914 1697 days ago

The Human Centipede-don't tell me you're going to review this piece of trash movie? Haven't you been through enough?

AlyzabethM 1697 days ago

What websites have you been surfing?

mysteryj33914 1697 days ago

Omigod You did. You might feel better if you take a shower.

mysteryj33914 1697 days ago

The Human Centipede-don't tell me you're going to review this piece of trash movie? Haven't you been through enough?

GMPaxWords 1697 days ago

This unusual digestive process was needed for this particularly special set of conjoined triplets.

ScottFilmCritic 1697 days ago

'Not the kind of guy you want to share your seat on a Ferris wheel.' is one of the greatest lines ever written in a review. Wodeshouse might have written it. Though he'd probably have said 'Not the sort of chap...'

shawnajkenney 1697 days ago

Whatever you do, do NOT "rotate photo."

brx0 1697 days ago

Now THAT is a really stupendously long stip of bacon. And this sort of trouble can be avoided simply by not sharing.

Aperetti 1698 days ago

#2 and #3 fell for #1's ol' "Watch me shine a flashlight in my mouth and make light come out of #3's tushie!" trick.

NtJohnMalkovich 1698 days ago

The continuous red lines make it look easy ...

psbrown94 1698 days ago

mmmmm.... tastes like chicken.

Aperetti 1698 days ago

In 1986 they pitched this idea before settling on 'HANDS Across America'.

alifefilmodic 1698 days ago

So wait....can the people beyond the first person live on that diet? And did you draw this, Roger?

sarahlucielle 1698 days ago

YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!

runningDog93 1698 days ago

Um, don't hate me, but you're half way there, mister.

JaimeACastaneda 1698 days ago

well, at least you can save money on food

byBrettJohnson 1698 days ago

Kind of looks like bacon. Maybe I'm hungry.