Film critic since time immemorial. My blog: http://j.mp/51Rkoe
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1698 days ago
Ew! I HATE it when this happens!
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I just watched The Human Centipede after reading your review. I loved it ... THANK YOU Roger.
"Come and knock on our doooor... we've been waiting for youuuuu... where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three's Company toooo!"
Exit through the Gift Shop...OHMYGOD! I'm dying to see this film
The Human Centipede-don't tell me you're going to review this piece of trash movie? Haven't you been through enough?
What websites have you been surfing?
Omigod You did. You might feel better if you take a shower.
This unusual digestive process was needed for this particularly special set of conjoined triplets.
'Not the kind of guy you want to share your seat on a Ferris wheel.' is one of the greatest lines ever written in a review. Wodeshouse might have written it. Though he'd probably have said 'Not the sort of chap...'
Whatever you do, do NOT "rotate photo."
Now THAT is a really stupendously long stip of bacon. And this sort of trouble can be avoided simply by not sharing.
#2 and #3 fell for #1's ol' "Watch me shine a flashlight in my mouth and make light come out of #3's tushie!" trick.
The continuous red lines make it look easy ...
mmmmm.... tastes like chicken.
In 1986 they pitched this idea before settling on 'HANDS Across America'.
So wait....can the people beyond the first person live on that diet? And did you draw this, Roger?
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!
Um, don't hate me, but you're half way there, mister.
well, at least you can save money on food
Kind of looks like bacon. Maybe I'm hungry.
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Lovefist 1690 days ago
I just watched The Human Centipede after reading your review. I loved it ... THANK YOU Roger.
Raaawb 1696 days ago
"Come and knock on our doooor... we've been waiting for youuuuu... where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three's Company toooo!"
jpashkow 1697 days ago
Exit through the Gift Shop...OHMYGOD! I'm dying to see this film
mysteryj33914 1697 days ago
The Human Centipede-don't tell me you're going to review this piece of trash movie? Haven't you been through enough?
AlyzabethM 1697 days ago
What websites have you been surfing?
mysteryj33914 1697 days ago
Omigod You did. You might feel better if you take a shower.
mysteryj33914 1697 days ago
The Human Centipede-don't tell me you're going to review this piece of trash movie? Haven't you been through enough?
GMPaxWords 1697 days ago
This unusual digestive process was needed for this particularly special set of conjoined triplets.
ScottFilmCritic 1697 days ago
'Not the kind of guy you want to share your seat on a Ferris wheel.' is one of the greatest lines ever written in a review. Wodeshouse might have written it. Though he'd probably have said 'Not the sort of chap...'
shawnajkenney 1697 days ago
Whatever you do, do NOT "rotate photo."
brx0 1697 days ago
Now THAT is a really stupendously long stip of bacon. And this sort of trouble can be avoided simply by not sharing.
Aperetti 1698 days ago
#2 and #3 fell for #1's ol' "Watch me shine a flashlight in my mouth and make light come out of #3's tushie!" trick.
NtJohnMalkovich 1698 days ago
The continuous red lines make it look easy ...
psbrown94 1698 days ago
mmmmm.... tastes like chicken.
Aperetti 1698 days ago
In 1986 they pitched this idea before settling on 'HANDS Across America'.
alifefilmodic 1698 days ago
So wait....can the people beyond the first person live on that diet? And did you draw this, Roger?
sarahlucielle 1698 days ago
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!
runningDog93 1698 days ago
Um, don't hate me, but you're half way there, mister.
JaimeACastaneda 1698 days ago
well, at least you can save money on food
byBrettJohnson 1698 days ago
Kind of looks like bacon. Maybe I'm hungry.