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You can only write VERY short stories on the Candy Hearts. Like this.
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will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.
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You can only write VERY short stories on the Candy Hearts. Like this.
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chiller 1548 days ago
:)
itsthatlady 1559 days ago
fragments of hansel and gretels gingerbread house:'help me', run!, and 'behind you' come to mind
ringolangly 1559 days ago
You're weird. >8-)
lizandacupoftea 1559 days ago
Fantastic! I thought of Laura and Shadow, too ... I wish I had gotten candy hearts this year - miss the chalkiness. I did get a pair of socks.
spacedlaw 1559 days ago
I remember that story of yours. I think it went "I've been dead. Missed you. Kiss?" but this version works better on candy.
chesterchip 1559 days ago
The "I AM DEAD"one is to apologize for 1)not bringing flowers?2)Cheat on someone and then apologize?3)2)+foresee your partner's reaction?.....
shoremark 1559 days ago
Actually my first thought was not Laura and Shadow, but Foxglove's song about Judy in one of the Death comics. I dunno, that song always stuck with me...
n_i_n_o_y_u_r_i 1559 days ago
I'm re-reading American Gods for the umpteenth time - Laura speaking to Shadow...
Nebevay 1559 days ago
@Rhiamon: Exactly what I was thinking.
crimsong19 1559 days ago
A zombie romance short story? Nah. Neil, you wouldn't write about zombies, would you?
bonniegrrl 1559 days ago
This is Twilight, isn't it?
thewulf 1559 days ago
At first, the victim's grudge was only interested in its killer, for whom its clandestine affair had cost its life, but in a candy sweatshop, there is plenty of bitter resentment to feed a hungry grudge, and so it spread...
thewulf 1559 days ago
At first, the victim's grudge took the candy factory worker whose clandestine affair led to an unsolved murder, but the bitter resentment towards sweat-shop ethics caused it to grow and spread...
thewulf 1560 days ago
tagging photo...did anyone else create some masterpieces of microfiction?
hi_im_monkey 1560 days ago
i make my own with a nail file and a pastry pen. http://bit.ly/RiB1g
thattickles 1560 days ago
this makes necrophelia seem cute heh. love it
woowooteacup 1560 days ago
The first things I wrote were snarky (Bite Me being one). Incidentally, why are there so many Fax Me Valentine hearts?
Rhiamon 1560 days ago
Awwwww...Laura hearts Shadow
aemaethzq 1560 days ago
This is the best way to communicate with everyone if you're hurt, kidnapped, or mute. They're not biodegradable, and not even birds want to eat them.
Gunship 1560 days ago
Ha hah, so creative.