Andrew Sharp

@andrewsharp

Writer for Grantland, perpetually awkward, etc.

"What are you ladies up to tonight?"

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1747 days ago

"What are you ladies up to tonight?"

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nabrahamson 1745 days ago

Tiger: "I've got a couple of IHOP Manager's Phone #s on speed dial." Big Ben: "Sweet, I know a 5'x5' room we can all party in."

Jdeals 1745 days ago

Which one of yous is Doctor Zhivago? Your wife is on the line, she wants to know the directions to the cleaners.

Jdeals 1746 days ago

A Priest, a Golfer, a Rabbi, and a QB, walk into a bar. Tiger says to Big Ben "wanna hit that", Priest says "too old for me", Rabbi says "thought you were married". Ben says "if she smokes she pokes"

Jdeals 1746 days ago

Penicillin $10, Sports Coat $250, Limo $300. Making sure you never grow up "priceless"

Jdeals 1746 days ago

Just think, if this was Haiti, we might have had that white wall sprung into action. "TOO SOON"

Jdeals 1746 days ago

Dude, do you feel my right hand? Duuude, I feel your hand and raise you my left hand "all in" - "Make it a bud night"

Jdeals 1746 days ago

Their forbidden love has held the Lost audience in suspense for 6 seasons, in 5 weeks it all comes to an end. Jack Bender directs the season end of Lost: 4 toed hearts club

Jdeals 1746 days ago

I have to say it "WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT" - sorry but you put that on a Tee ")

Jdeals 1746 days ago

The power gay club duo of Fritz and Longhorn brings you upscale service with down home southern hospitality in their new club "pink shirts" to Paradise City, FL

TDubbsWhite 1746 days ago

A match made in heaven, or some cocktail waitress's bajingo

Jdeals 1746 days ago

Law Offices of Woods, Fratts, and Spunk LLC, we specialize in "personal touch" litigation. "Ladies 1/2 off on 1st case use code: PARTY"

Jdeals 1746 days ago

Bicardi and Cola never looked so hip

Jdeals 1746 days ago

Law and Order CWD: follow investigators Woods and Fratts as they sift through the land of chicks with and chicks w/out dxxks. "maam, we're going to have to strip search you or assault you, think of us like the Salem Witch Hunt of 2010." - Eeebert says "la

Jdeals 1746 days ago

When Tango and Cash roll into your town, they bring the prize patrol to all the ladies who work at diners, bars, and strip clubs. "Thanks Tango and Cash for the blacked out night and $10k!" Carla - Bloomington, IN

rustbeltrich 1746 days ago

hello girls. woul you like some salt n pepper on you

pgc8594 1746 days ago

Hi, I'm Ben and this is my friend Tiger. Can we interest you ladies in a little supplemental restraint?

Suburban_Dad 1746 days ago

I'm with stupid.

NeoMatrix1217 1746 days ago

Were just a couple of wild and crazy guys..

NeoMatrix1217 1746 days ago

DeboMalanowski 1746 days ago

"Sure Tiger. She's waiting in the second stall and she's messed up"