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A tiny mermaid reclines on a dead Kraken.

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2309 days ago

A tiny mermaid reclines on a dead Kraken.


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jmrowland 2308 days ago

I'm just glad it's a still photo.

zombiebrainz 2308 days ago

But baby, your brains, they smell so.... spicy! (Return of the Living Dead pt. 2)

ctollestrup 2308 days ago

I think this would look more appetizing 20 feet away.

babygothgyrl 2308 days ago

But it goes great with a cold beer and fries...

commie_kamikaze 2308 days ago

Is that a dead Rancor?

SelkieBlue 2308 days ago

**Pokes it with a stick** I think its dead...let's throw rocks at it.

infubilu 2308 days ago

i see it! easy.

DrCox 2308 days ago

Wait, I think I see it... nope, just some gristle.

hardcorps80204 2308 days ago

Ok, now you're just making stuff up.

interrociter 2309 days ago

Oh no! Dick Cheney spawned! Soon it will hatch!

snowster17 2309 days ago

A really fat crab got stuck in some Twizzlers.

Prysmith 2309 days ago

OK. No funny business. Give us a real hint. On second thought, don't.

Kuhliene 2309 days ago

That is something I'd probably want to stick my finger into. And nothing more.

Mariposaland 2309 days ago

What is that...some kind of bread with fruit on it? Too long to be apricot...can't be banana or plaintain, it's glossy...hmmm...

marchhaire 2309 days ago


brx0 2309 days ago

Is that bacon on top? Bacon! WANT!!!

CounterErrorism 2309 days ago

Great. Now I have a hankerin' for... whatever the hell this is.

Sinnet81 2309 days ago

Wow okay you want a reply u got it. Up close and personal

mbranom 2309 days ago

The photo that got the Cincy cops to drop the hammer on the infamous Mapplethorpe exhibition.

A1li 2309 days ago

I think you pretty much covered it,