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A tiny mermaid reclines on a dead Kraken.

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1613 days ago

A tiny mermaid reclines on a dead Kraken.


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jmrowland 1612 days ago

I'm just glad it's a still photo.

zombiebrainz 1612 days ago

But baby, your brains, they smell so.... spicy! (Return of the Living Dead pt. 2)

ctollestrup 1612 days ago

I think this would look more appetizing 20 feet away.

babygothgyrl 1612 days ago

But it goes great with a cold beer and fries...

commie_kamikaze 1612 days ago

Is that a dead Rancor?

SelkieBlue 1613 days ago

**Pokes it with a stick** I think its dead...let's throw rocks at it.

infubilu 1613 days ago

i see it! easy.

DrCox 1613 days ago

Wait, I think I see it... nope, just some gristle.

hardcorps80204 1613 days ago

Ok, now you're just making stuff up.

interrociter 1613 days ago

Oh no! Dick Cheney spawned! Soon it will hatch!

snowster17 1613 days ago

A really fat crab got stuck in some Twizzlers.

Prysmith 1613 days ago

OK. No funny business. Give us a real hint. On second thought, don't.

Kuhliene 1613 days ago

That is something I'd probably want to stick my finger into. And nothing more.

Mariposaland 1613 days ago

What is that...some kind of bread with fruit on it? Too long to be apricot...can't be banana or plaintain, it's glossy...hmmm...

marchhaire 1613 days ago


brx0 1613 days ago

Is that bacon on top? Bacon! WANT!!!

CounterErrorism 1613 days ago

Great. Now I have a hankerin' for... whatever the hell this is.

Sinnet81 1613 days ago

Wow okay you want a reply u got it. Up close and personal

mbranom 1613 days ago

The photo that got the Cincy cops to drop the hammer on the infamous Mapplethorpe exhibition.

A1li 1613 days ago

I think you pretty much covered it,