Roger Ebert

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For my followers who complained that bangers were too phallic, enjoy some fine Scottish haggis.

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2340 days ago

For my followers who complained that bangers were too phallic, enjoy some fine Scottish haggis.

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brx0 2338 days ago

Of *course* they do, silly. All haggises are hermaphrodites.

albi_albi 2338 days ago

Haha! Well, that's the same recipe for your average hamburger. It's just they don't tell you! ;) Enjoy!

albi_albi 2338 days ago

Haha! Well, that's the same recipe for your average hamburger. It's just they don't tell you! ;) Enjoy!

dovof 2338 days ago

You've convinced me! Haggis recipe: http://twitpic.com/1c6k4c

albi_albi 2339 days ago

I'm a Scottish Highlander, and I love haggis. Forget your knowledge of its contents and give it a try! It's far more honest than a hot dog.

dovof 2339 days ago

It looks worse than I pictured from my Traditional Scottish Cooking book. It's no waste cuisine!

dovof 2339 days ago

Lang may yer lum reek!

karen_in_ny 2339 days ago

I ate haggis in the Scottish Highlands. It was prepared as an appetizer, small pieces wrapped in bacon. Could still taste the sheep liver, yuck, but at least I could legitimately say I ate haggis!

zombiebrainz 2339 days ago

Sweet Mother of God! I didn't know that Haggis had a penis.

mtnorcia 2339 days ago

This is the guy who directed "Crash"? Thought he'd be thinner, not so grainy.

toolazytodoit 2339 days ago

"Fair fa' your honest, sonsie fac / Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!" (good for the soul, haggis)

CircusJane 2339 days ago

A PSA about the dangers of getting a Brazilian at an unlicensed salon.

babygothgyrl 2339 days ago

Paging Doctor Freud, Paging Doctor Sigmund Freud....

ardmara 2339 days ago

Haggis is sausage with attitude. And oats.

themuppetsrule 2339 days ago

As a reporter, I covered Robert Burns events and ate haggis twice. Mercifully, sheep body parts were in short supply, so it was in a casserole dish one time, and a commercial plastic wrap the other time. Tastes like oats, paste and Scotch.

aeonish 2339 days ago

One more reason I'm proud to be an American. Jesus, I think I'm traumatized for life.

spladoum 2339 days ago

I would pretend to complain, but then I remembered how much I like sausage.

mwtrizzle 2339 days ago

So the lettuce is to do what, exactly? Convince people it's food and not hippo dung?

commie_kamikaze 2339 days ago

Hey hkath, I think he jumped too high. Pierced the damn atmosphere and this is all that's left.

hkath 2339 days ago

Mario better jump higher next time!