Film critic since time immemorial. My blog: http://j.mp/51Rkoe
1604 days ago
For my followers who complained that bangers were too phallic, enjoy some fine Scottish haggis.
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@zombiebrainz Of *course* they do, silly. All haggises are hermaphrodites.
@dovof Haha! Well, that's the same recipe for your average hamburger. It's just they don't tell you! ;) Enjoy!
@albi_albi You've convinced me! Haggis recipe: http://twitpic.com/1c6k4c
I'm a Scottish Highlander, and I love haggis. Forget your knowledge of its contents and give it a try! It's far more honest than a hot dog.
It looks worse than I pictured from my Traditional Scottish Cooking book. It's no waste cuisine!
Lang may yer lum reek!
I ate haggis in the Scottish Highlands. It was prepared as an appetizer, small pieces wrapped in bacon. Could still taste the sheep liver, yuck, but at least I could legitimately say I ate haggis!
Sweet Mother of God! I didn't know that Haggis had a penis.
This is the guy who directed "Crash"? Thought he'd be thinner, not so grainy.
"Fair fa' your honest, sonsie fac / Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!" (good for the soul, haggis)
A PSA about the dangers of getting a Brazilian at an unlicensed salon.
Paging Doctor Freud, Paging Doctor Sigmund Freud....
Haggis is sausage with attitude. And oats.
As a reporter, I covered Robert Burns events and ate haggis twice. Mercifully, sheep body parts were in short supply, so it was in a casserole dish one time, and a commercial plastic wrap the other time. Tastes like oats, paste and Scotch.
One more reason I'm proud to be an American. Jesus, I think I'm traumatized for life.
I would pretend to complain, but then I remembered how much I like sausage.
So the lettuce is to do what, exactly? Convince people it's food and not hippo dung?
Hey hkath, I think he jumped too high. Pierced the damn atmosphere and this is all that's left.
Mario better jump higher next time!
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