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1635 days ago
Your breakfast tomorrow in Vienna.
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Pork melt, bacon, sage leaf roll...I see!
It was the day they clean out the fridge, eh? A leftover McDonald's hash brown, double-barrel bangers, and a disgusting grey blob of... whaaa?
I see ketchup..(I HOPE those are) beans..a greasy slice of cheese..a danish, some horseradish....and good lord those better be buttery scrambled eggs. O.o
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Yum, I love it!
That looks absolutely horrifying. Slightly warmed pig parts. Yum.
Well, it matches.
Sticky bun? I thought it was one of Giger's Alien chestbursters curled into the fetal position. Egg that looks like gum scraped from under table? Check. New expediter needed on the line so edges of plate aren't sloppily smeared? Check.
It looks like the top layer of a kitchen trash can.
If your bacon doesn't flop when you pick it up, it's over-cooked. Now very hungry.
I think I see a tapeworm hiding in there!
Looks like Johnny Depp playing a full english in a Tim Burton pic... 'The Nightmare before elevenses'.
Absolutely horrifying. I don't think I recognize anything on that plate other than the bacon (hint to chef: light the stove). Loving all the comments, BTW!
mmmm. I see a sticky bun on a bed of cantaloupe; bacon and sausage with a pathetically small amount of scrambled egg; beans; mushrooms; potato patty with a side of ketchup and some dijon mustard. Is that the Vienna Tribune?
I'd ask for a doggy bag but I love my dog.
where are the tortillas
All that's missing is Spam and an ambulance.
definitely funniest place at twitter!
Are those poached baby duck feet standing up with the condiments?
Looks like goat intestines.
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