The guy on the right is not Andre Johnson from the Texans

"I see our hat removal service has already served you..."

"Only two of you?? Well, I guess I could take it easy for one night"

Ya know, I used to be a famous stalker on Opie and Anthony...

Hard for old hags. She's got him strung up.

"I fucked Rosa Parks just for the story"

LOL DUDE IS CRACKING UP OVER THERE!!

You dont look like andrea johnson lol