Sarah Silverman


I am a monkey

My dog's breath smells like if cheese had an asshole.

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1996 days ago

My dog's breath smells like if cheese had an asshole.


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b91k 1759 days ago

ewwwwww i could imagine that smell and that is exactly how dogs' breath smells

SweetnSourSawse 1938 days ago

omg ur hilarious!!! ps #ewww

Kelness 1947 days ago

Oh man my old ass dog has rank breath too...awesome

Trevor_Rogers 1993 days ago

Did you use a nightvision camera?!?! V. odd colors, but cute dog.

recordstapescds 1995 days ago

I thought this was a bat at first. I love Duck.

QuietWar 1995 days ago

Chupacabra, caught on cam! (they suck off goats)

THEcorinashley 1995 days ago

I was watching a very sensitive singer songwriter in a small quiet club when I read that tweet about your dog. Naturally, inappropriate laughter ensued.

sgtskinner 1995 days ago

Pat, pat, pat, "I rescued you". More Doug-centric episodes! More unicorns flying out of butts!

PooSoldHere 1995 days ago

The Green Giant's giving birth to your dog!

CelticRoamer 1996 days ago

smells like U !Wanker !

Candyman450 1996 days ago

cheese does have an asshole, it's your vagina

aspergerswife 1996 days ago

Is your dog nestled in the Incredible Hulk's bosom?

frig_it_mostly 1996 days ago

One time I got into an argument about whether humans could eat dog poo or not based on the fact that dogs on occasion eat cat poo. Well, just thought I'd say that in lieu of your mild provocation, I believe you.

Fizz34 1996 days ago


EricDQuenta 1996 days ago

duck is dope, yr cute.

nomonono 1996 days ago

Is that your boob below his mouth? Seriously?

yourpaldan 1996 days ago

Is that Doug?

Adam_McKee 1996 days ago

still smells better than Richard's taint, I'm guessing.

MistressFortune 1996 days ago

..but he's sooo cute! :)

Allieyoo 1996 days ago