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Behold! My traditional St. Patrick's Day feast: 7 Guinness, frozen asparagus soup, and 2 pieces of spearmint gum.
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famous and talented than he is.
Okay, well your thumb may be "ugly" but your thumb will heal and Jay Leno's chin is a permanent part of his face, unfortunately for him. Or, perhaps...fortunately for him. Some say that chin has developed its own personality. I think that chin is more
Ooooff, the gum is just too much. Ala a waffer thin mint, eh.....wait what soup ?? & 6 pk Guinness
Nuthin' says you've had a right raucous St. Paddy's Night Blowout like the fine acrid stench of asparagus pee the next mornin'. Erin Go Wizzz...
Here's a batch we made earlier.
your thumb nail is very ugly Conan. VERY UGLY. But, it's not as ugly as Jay Leno's chin. :]
read the comments below, I will read before I type from now on..pinky promise!
That's great, but what's with that thumb nail of yours? Random I know?
I'm glad my nails healed, drunkenly leaned against the wall... turns out I was leaning on a door and when someone tried to close it two of my fingernails were in the door jam. I can only imagine how much pain it would have been if I was sober =[
yay i just bought some p.j's that say i
(coninued from prior comment) When I try to remember what happened after the bars, all I can recall is walking around downtown Toronto with a French Baguette. Needless to say I don't let myself drink to that point anymore lol. (sorry again... I'm new to t
(continued from prior comment... sorry!) -The live band didn't seem impressed... My memory gets foggy after that... I woke up in a townhouse in the East-end with smeared, illegible phone numbers and email addresses that were written on my arm. When I try
(continued from prior comment) -random bars along the way) and a couple of pints at the Celtic pub. When I had returned the Glaswegian family had 6 pints of Guinness lined up on the table. We sang, "Fields of Athenry," as well as some other Celtic chants.
This reminds me of a time in Toronto when I was at a Celtic pub and ended up hanging out with a family visiting from Glasgow. I went to the restroom after the pubcrawl (picking a destination to travel towards on foot then stopping for a drink at random ba
I had this same combination and woke up in Estonia 1997. I had to wait 13 years to post this comment. I blame you Conan
Nothing like some asparagus soup to get rid of the taste of gum.
lol I had Guinness and Jameson - while listening to some Flogging Molly and hearing my aunt and mother complain...ya know for Irish girls neither one can hold their liqour
Gnarly thumbnail there Conan
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