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1785 days ago
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dammit... I can't read this, it's all smudgy. I never should have given Dick Armey that handjob!!
"if found, return to Wasilla, AK"
Trig is your baby, not Bristol's. Trig is your baby, not Bristol's. Trig is your baby, not Bristol's. Trig is your...
"Remember to adjust my penis after this"
Is it smile and then wink, or wink and then smile? *looks down at hand* Ok I got this.
To Do List: Shit, Shower, Shave, Re-Up on kids birth control
To do list:1. pick up Obama shaped dildo from Hilary's house 2. Finish reading Hop on Pop for sex lessons
Breathe...speak...breathe...speak...Pause...breathe...speak
"Hello... My name is Sarah Palin."
Remember The N Word Doesn't Fly Here!
"Breathe in, breathe out- repeat indefinitely. Do not adjust Bumpit in public."
Sarah: How's the saying go? One hand washes the....oh shit. Oh, good. I didn't smudge it.
Remember to hit up TCU's next "Caption This"
Just as any normal closet groupie would do, Sarah kept her promise to never wash her hand again after the President autographed it.
Although Sarah never played basketball a day in her life, she often gets called for 'hand checking'.
note to self: I cannot see Russia from my house.
"I'm good enough, smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me."
remember to never bristol home alone EVER AGAIN!!!!
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blunted215 1785 days ago
dammit... I can't read this, it's all smudgy. I never should have given Dick Armey that handjob!!
blunted215 1785 days ago
"if found, return to Wasilla, AK"
blunted215 1785 days ago
Trig is your baby, not Bristol's. Trig is your baby, not Bristol's. Trig is your baby, not Bristol's. Trig is your...
LuxuryMoondust 1785 days ago
"Remember to adjust my penis after this"
MariaMishka 1785 days ago
Is it smile and then wink, or wink and then smile? *looks down at hand* Ok I got this.
215Esoterica 1785 days ago
To Do List: Shit, Shower, Shave, Re-Up on kids birth control
LasNotLos 1785 days ago
To do list:1. pick up Obama shaped dildo from Hilary's house
2. Finish reading Hop on Pop for sex lessons
woodgva 1785 days ago
Breathe...speak...breathe...speak...Pause...breathe...speak
LadyBlogga 1785 days ago
"Hello... My name is Sarah Palin."
MrRikAzodrac 1785 days ago
Remember The N Word Doesn't Fly Here!
MauiMescudi 1785 days ago
"Breathe in, breathe out- repeat indefinitely. Do not adjust Bumpit in public."
OCSupreme 1785 days ago
Sarah: How's the saying go? One hand washes the....oh shit. Oh, good. I didn't smudge it.
ReadBeanpie 1785 days ago
Remember to hit up TCU's next "Caption This"
OCSupreme 1785 days ago
Just as any normal closet groupie would do, Sarah kept her promise to never wash her hand again after the President autographed it.
OCSupreme 1785 days ago
Although Sarah never played basketball a day in her life, she often gets called for 'hand checking'.
brooklynsoul 1785 days ago
note to self: I cannot see Russia from my house.
MelissaCzarnik 1785 days ago
"I'm good enough, smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me."
jacob_morales 1785 days ago
remember to never bristol home alone EVER AGAIN!!!!