Matthew Inman

@Oatmeal

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Took my dog out so he could take a dump & found this. FUCK YEA IT'S SIZZLER NIGHT

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1861 days ago

Took my dog out so he could take a dump & found this. FUCK YEA IT'S SIZZLER NIGHT

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FifiLaFleur 1853 days ago

now if only you could get your dog to crap those regularly....

FayeBurdzinski 1860 days ago

By the way, the best, best, best venue for finding cash is the golf course. Keep your eyes open. Be casual. I picked up two cash finds last time . . .

FayeBurdzinski 1860 days ago

One time my Golden Retriever found a $10 bill in a pizza box at the side of the road. He got the pizza.

danieldeath 1861 days ago

yeahh..

tedneville 1861 days ago

Oh, that's mine. I left it there so I could climb a tree to take a nap. Thanks for taking care of it for me. Give it back now.

edh002 1861 days ago

Sweeeeeeet!! could you lone me 20 bucks

E_chin 1861 days ago

IT'S A TRAP!

HarryIrvine 1861 days ago

SCORE!

saailaway 1861 days ago

haha lucky bastard

ShawnClarkNYC 1861 days ago

No one jumped out, beat the crap out of you and took your cell/camera and the $20? Sweet!

RejectedSims 1861 days ago

Cheers!

Buddykins2001 1861 days ago

Be sure to check those self check-outs at Wal-Mart. Folks leave cash change all the time....

yusufsalman 1861 days ago

the actual bliss is, when you decide to wear a coat you haven't worn for months and find $50 in its pocket... that is what I experienced last year =)

hussywoman 1861 days ago

i found $700 in a bank envelope outside the mall a couple years ago. hells yeah i kept that shit.

ngiova 1861 days ago

Sizzler is what you think when you find a $20 spot? I found a fiver not long ago and it was Guinness time. Learn to Live Large!

mlanger 1861 days ago

I was driving down the road once and saw a $5 bill in the middle of the street. Back then it was worth $20. Does that count?

slowlyunfolding 1861 days ago

that's frigging sweet!

guedan 1861 days ago

Great !!! Now you can buy your own eastern europe country and fill it with motherfucking pterodactyls and smart pigs !!!!

_jorn 1861 days ago

It's only fair that the dog gets half. I'm just sayin'.

adamzak 1861 days ago

I was leaving a restaurant once and on my way out I looked over and there was $20 sitting on another empty table. Jackpot!